Oh yeah, I went there.

Her: This is bizarre.
Me: That’s your word lately. Bizarre. You’ve been saying it a lot.
Her: I haven’t noticed.
Me: I notice things like that. I’m a worderologist.
Her:…
Me: Grammartician?
Her: …
Me: Damn it, I like words.
Her: You just like to make up words.
Me: A long, long time ago-
Her: You’re 26.
Me: Yeah! And a long time ago, when I was younger-
Her: What? You wouldn’t know a long time ago if it hit you in the head.
Me: Well, that’s just rude.