1. Why is your blog called “it’s a blog thing?” That’s really stupid.
That’s a stupid question. It’s called it’s a blog thing because that’s what I want to call it. Also, the Mafia made me. The Mafia are everywhere. (They’re watching me.)
2. Why are you blogging anyway? Doesn’t everyone have a blog these days?
Because the judge said I need a safe hobby. Or, because I’m very self-important and think I have things to say everyone needs to hear. Or, I like to do it and it’s a fun hobby for someone who likes to write. Take your pick.
3. Why didn’t you just stick at LiveJournal?
Because, through careful analysis and several focus groups, I have determined that the Real Blogging World is READY FOR SARI. Let the partying commence.
4. You are awesome. Did you know that?
Actually, yes, I am aware. I have an advanced degree in Awesome. Very highly skilled. Not just anyone can get that degree, you know.
5. Is it “pop” or “soda?”
It’s “pop.” Get it right.
6. Why do you just write unintelligible crap? Are you ever going to write about anything worthwhile?
No, probably not. You really shouldn’t get your hopes up. You’ll only be disappointed.
7. You say “seriously” a lot.
I know! Seriously.
8. So, you like cats, huh?
Yes. They’re tasty. Mmm. Cats.
9. You’re not a professional blogger, right? What do you really do?
What I do in real life involves numbers, computers and making people miserable. Take from that what you will.
10. If I send you hatemail are you going to keep it anonymous?
No, absolutely not. I’m going to post it and shred it to bits.
